Thursday, June 18, 2009

Ice-Hearted American President Savages the Innocent

President Obama showed his true stripes the other day when, during a television interview, he brutally slew a fly who happened to be passing by at the time. PETA responded strongly, saying, "We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals."

No doubt, had the President not responded so strongly, he would have been criticized by the other side for pandering to the country's enemies.

Update: Truly there is no rest for the wicked; it appears that I spoke too soon.

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