Many of those who know me well know that I listen to
a lot of public radio. As in,
hours.
Every day. I find television impossible when I want to multitask, commercial music radio so unpredictable and polluted by commercials as to be utterly not-worth-it, and commercial talk radio so filled with obnoxious glib people with stupid nicknames as to inspire me to criminal acts of violence against them. So the vicious (or virtuous?) cycle continues: the more frustrated I become with other media, the more I turn to my old standby, and the more I do that, ....
It is therefore in this context that I feel the need to get something off my chest:
I have almost no interest, whatsoever, in
A Prairie Home Companion.
I have nothing against the man, but honestly: if
Garrison Keillor were to be hit by a bus tomorrow, I'm confident that I would traverse the
Stages of Grief within about a minute and a half.
Apparently, I am alone in this feeling. I say this because
I swear that 80% of all weekend afternoon and evening airtime is dedicated to That Show. I switched on the radio last weekend three different times looking for something, anything, informative and/or interesting and/or humorous to listen to.
I got the same episode of "Prairie Home" three times. I just hit the show for the second time today. It's like I'm in a horror movie, running and running, but every time I turn around,
Guy Noir a singing cowboy a slice of rhubarb pie the slow-moving guy with the meat hook is right there behind me. Where am I to turn?
It's not just my station either.
The last city I lived in, same thing. In fact, try this: go to
google.com and type "prai" -- it auto-completes to "prairie home companion" already! How can it be that in all the web there is nothing beginning with those letters that is more popular than this show? Is there no widely esteemed
praise band out there? Are there no fans of the
prairie dog to be found? I have just learned that there is an entire
people out there called the Prai; apparently, nothing that any of them has ever done can rival the cultural juggernaut that is
A Prairie Home Companion.