PETA, the organization "People for the non-Eating of Tasty Animals" (wait, what does it stand for again?) has decided to
re-brand fish. Apparently, people enjoy hunting and eating them.
But we might stop enjoying those things if, every time we thought of a fish, we instead thought of a cuddly, adorable kitten. Therefore, henceforth, fish are to be known as "sea kittens."
Mmm, tender succulent kittens. I'm willing to stop eating animals -- as soon as they stop tasting so good.
My favorite part of the site: The "
Create Your Own Sea Kitten" game, wherein I can add a
Fu Manchu mustache to my own delightful sea
golem kitten. Save the kittens and defeat the Yellow Peril with one fell blow!
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