Film Review: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

I just saw the film; I enjoyed it; it met my expectations. It's probably a bit pompous for me to call it a "film," though.

The quick summary follows. If you consider anything on this list to be a spoiler, your expectations are set way too high.

• More fighting, especially hand-to-hand. Inexplicable-but-aesthetically-pleasing use of swords.
• Explosions; large mechanical objects falling from the sky, with and without wreathes of flame.
• Coming of age story. Suspicions of sexual infidelity.
• Death and/or resurrection of significant characters from the first film. Unexpected return of minor characters at opportune times; use of the phrase "You know this guy?"
• Introduction of new Bad Guys, usually of enormous size.
• Introduction of diminutive, bumbling, and/or cowardly sidekick characters, some of whom are of racial minorities. Humorous use of Spanish and pseudo-African-American English, especially stock phrases.
• Hardware mods, of robotic characters and of the leading lady.
• Set-up for a third film.