From this past week:
- Things That Shouldn't Be Said In Modern Society To Be Said At Least 1,400 Times At RNC
- RNC Builds Levee Out Of Poor People To Protect Convention Site
- GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners
- Gay Marine Beaten To Bloody Pulp To Fire Up RNC Crowd
- Romney's Acceptance Speech To Avoid Mentioning Personal, Professional, Religious, Political Life
- Best They Could Get Accepts Republican Nomination
- John McCain Just Blew His Brains Out During RNC Speech
"Tonight we come together in this hall to support the next president of the United States, Mitt Romney," said McCain, who then shook his head, wiped beads of sweat from his brow, and muttered "Mitt Romney" to himself in a tone that many identified as troubled and confused. "Mitt Romney is a, uh ... is a man of great moral character who stands for the sort of values this great party embodies—fairness, tolerance, giving the average American a chance. Mitt Romney is a hero."
"Folks, I can’t do this," McCain added. "I just can't do this anymore."
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